these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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