Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
