Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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