they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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