All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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