is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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