I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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