you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
how drunk are you?
Several
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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