I wish i was in the wii world.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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