I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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