Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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