the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
