plz talk dirty to me
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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