you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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