I bet he comes in French.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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