I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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