She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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