also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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