Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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