So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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