He is such a slut. More and more my type.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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