i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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