this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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