So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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