I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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