JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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