what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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