but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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