Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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