butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Say something about gay babies.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
