i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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