i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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