The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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