I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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