The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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