16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We had sex on a dog bed..
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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