Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
please don't ironically join a cult
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