Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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