I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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