Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Dignity is for republicans.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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