I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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