it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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