this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
