"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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