I'm drive I can fine osifer
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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