AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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