normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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