we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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