LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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