she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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