forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I have post one night stand depression
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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