Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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