Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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